吳小姐與她的幸福

  昨天去產檢，可能我剛吃飽，又加上沒大便
                                                                               
  結果體重 55kg
                                                                               
  醫生就一直念...........說我兩個月時才48kg
                                                                               
  上個月也才51kg，這樣胖太多了！
                                                                               
  太"肥"了.........我人生中第一次被人家用肥來形容......T.T
                                                                               
  還說你再這樣吃下去，我要把你轉到教學醫院！
                                                                               
  然後又說，你的小孩已經比原本週數大了一週又六天，
                                                                               
  你現在又這麼肥，都肥在屁股大腿.........
                                                                               
  你到時候生小孩，小孩已經本身比別人大了，骨盆又很多肥肉，
                                                                               
  會更不好生，撕裂傷也會更加嚴重，甚至生不出來只好開刀，
                                                                               
  你就會是那痛兩次的媽咪！！！！！

  醫生超激動的..............我最後只記得一直被念說肥...........
                                                                               
  被唸完出來以後，
                                                                                
  孩子的爹說： 他是怎樣  一直在我面前說我老婆肥.....
                                                                               
  從來只有我被說肥，哪有人說我老婆肥的阿～
                                                                               
  我則是........很沮喪中..........（腦中都是    我很肥，我很肥，我很肥.....）